
Cpt Pugwash
Caldari Dynaverse Corporation Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2009.11.03 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Sergeant Shafto Molle directors' forum post 23rd October
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OK guys listen up. I have come up with the final version of a masterplan.
Step 1
We get all the old BOB corps and a couple of the better pets back together. The outward ego thing did not work, so this time we must be the clowns!
Step 2
In order to from the second biggest alliance in the game, we recruit some random noob corps into the alliance. Equal to us? Of course not, I fully understand our need to feel superior and since we have no space, our inferiors must also be empire based corps.
Clever Part: In BOB Mk.1 these would have been pets, but having them in the alliance means not only do we not need them on our nap list, instead of pets we can call them 'learning' corps with 'potential'.
Step 3
Evolution [Evol] is the Key. We were the first to create the coalition or 'community' power bloc. Soon though, others realised the potential of such organisations and by 2009, the greatest blob ever known descended upon our homeland and we were powerless to stop them.
We Evolved, we called out this blobbing tactic as unfair and dishonourable, enabling us to maintain that we had a moral victory!
It is late 2009 and we must evolve again. The biggest napfest in EVE is currently led by AAA and Atlas. Although we will be behind only the awful Goons in numbers, We must Evolve and join this blob with whom we shall be victorious!
Clever Part: Since we will have napped one half of EVE, the enemies will be forced to nap the other half. TO THE FORUMS we must go and mock their pathetic attempts to nap! We are BETTER than anyone else, only we have the right to nap!
Step 4
It was the way in which we ****ed everyone off in BOB Mk.1, combined with bad diplomtic skills which led to our downfall. This time we shall stick to our South Eastern napfest and together we shall beat the Blob!
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Forum update 2/11/2009
Heads up guys, through bad diplomatic skills we have ****ed off Atlas and can no longer rely on these heathens.
In other news, since everyone's having jokes on CAOD with us, WE STILL CONTROL THEIR GAME.
**disclaimer** Terrible post by terrible player aching from blueballs.
Either you are a stupid spy or a double agent as that post is better PR for IT than most of Molles announcements.
Maybe the next evolution Molle talked about was to have stupid spys do all his announcements for him?
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